Fabulous Weekend.

A friend of mine flew into town this weekend and we had lots of fun. I hadn't seen her in a long time and I miss having all of my friends close to me so it's great to see those that are far away. And we had a blast. The best part was that she experienced lots of firsts... nothing sexual! Get those minds out of the gutter! Some of those firsts were:

- Getting a pedicure. Everyone (well, all females unless you males are comfortable enough with your sexuality) should get a pedicure. It's just nice to have someone else cut and shape up your nails. It's nice to have clean feet and get a great little foot massage. I am convinced that getting a foot massage is one of the most amazing feelings in the world.

- Eating seafood. Ashley had never eaten seafood. Well, shrimp but that's all. So we had calamari, shark, soft shell crab, clam, catfish tail (yes, the crunchy part of the tail after it's been fried. C'mon, that's tasty stuff. Oh, by the way, she hated it.) gator and frog legs... I guess those last two really aren't seafood and I refused to eat them.

- Going to a gay club and watching a drag show. Both were great fun. Lots of dancing. Lots of laughter. Some hot trannies. Lip rings on men. There's something about lip rings that's so intriguing.

- Holding a gun. Umm... yeah. 'Nuff said. Disclaimer: It was not mine. Nor was it stolen.

- Buying wine. Without getting carded. Ash even looks young and she didn't get carded. I must look like I only hang out with mature and fabulous people like myself.

- Smoking a hookah with me. I think she's actually smoked a hookah before. But I haven't so she's never smoked a hookah with me. And yippee for Strawberry Mango flavored tobacco. As smooth as it comes.

- Going to a wine tasting. Actually, we were too late for an entire tasting but we got in a couple of tastes of 2-3 wines at the winery.

I think that sums it up. So yes. There's a first time for everything and sometimes it's fun to cram it all into one weekend. I miss her company already.